Friends, I really regret having to report this incredibly sad news to you. But, being an honest person, it's very difficult for me to sugar-coat the truth. (Now, sugar-coating a bowl of Wheaties... that I can do, no problem. But the truth is pretty salty, like potato chips, and sugar-coating makes it kinda... icky.)
Anyway, this tragic bit of information comes from the wonderful world of fast food:
Burger King is no longer selling cheesy tots!!!
(I will pause a moment, so that readers may grab tissues.)
Yes, I went to Burger King recently (the one day that I worked last week, due to previously-reported car problems), and, as if things hadn't been bad enough for me, the psuedo-friendly voice emitting from the speaker at the drive-thru chirped that they had sold out of cheesy tots, and didn't know when they would be getting more, as this was a corporate decision.
Horror of horrors!
Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy BK's Croissan'wiches (as long as they don't kill me), but the cheesy tots TOTALLY ROCK. I don't care for their normal breakfast tater tots, but the cheesy tots have been infused with cheese on the inside (hence, the name). As a matter of fact, I don't really like BK's french fries, either. So, why in the hell did they do away with the only potato product they got right? BURGER KING UPPER MANAGEMENT, DO YOU REALLY FREAKING HATE ME THAT MUCH???
I'm sorry, I'm just so torn up right now... I'm verklempt, talk amongst yourselves.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
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