Monday, January 25, 2010
No, not the blog-o-verse, you silly loon...
I'm leaving this afternoon for two weeks in Scotland with my fiancee!!!
This will be my third trip there in less than two years (after having gone 24 years without flying), so it's getting kinda routine by now.
I don't know if I'll be blogging much while I'm gone. You're much more likely to catch me on Facebook, if anything (link at the bottom of this post).
Speaking of Facebook, this photo of me at age 6 was posted in response to their Retro Week (or was it Retro Month?). Whatever.
I was a cute little cuss, wasn't I?
Me on Facebook
I'm leaving this afternoon for two weeks in Scotland with my fiancee!!!
This will be my third trip there in less than two years (after having gone 24 years without flying), so it's getting kinda routine by now.
I don't know if I'll be blogging much while I'm gone. You're much more likely to catch me on Facebook, if anything (link at the bottom of this post).
Speaking of Facebook, this photo of me at age 6 was posted in response to their Retro Week (or was it Retro Month?). Whatever.
I was a cute little cuss, wasn't I?
Me on Facebook
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
For the record...
I am an EXTREMELY light-skinned American of European descent, and I do not use a Caucasian dialect unless I want to have one.
NOTE: If you read the above and said to yourself, "WTF?"... then you're probably either in another country, or simply not paying attention, so go and read this for background.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Of course, by now, the whole world (or at least anyone who matters) has heard of the Nigerian scumbag who ignited an incendiary device on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, and how a heroic group of passengers and flight attendants thwarted his cowardly deed.
Well, another Nigerian, on another flight from Amsterdam to Detroit this afternoon, did something that didn't quite pass the smell test (no pun intended). This guy locked himself in the bathroom for an hour, so the crew took no chances, and had the police waiting when the plane landed. Yes, I know in-flight food isn't the best, but still, if you're innocent, you should've asked for some Pepto, dude.
And by the way, what the hell have you Nigerians got against Detroit??? Consider yourselves lucky, we could've sent you Kwame Kilpatrick. (Which means Texas should be declaring war on us any day now...)
Makes me long for the days when Nigerians just sent out requests for us to send $3,000 so that we could get our inheritance from our long-lost Nigerian relatives.
Ah, the good ol' days.
EDIT: It turns out that this most recent guy REALLY DID need Pepto, and that's all it was. Still, better safe than sorry (and I hope he's feeling better).
Well, another Nigerian, on another flight from Amsterdam to Detroit this afternoon, did something that didn't quite pass the smell test (no pun intended). This guy locked himself in the bathroom for an hour, so the crew took no chances, and had the police waiting when the plane landed. Yes, I know in-flight food isn't the best, but still, if you're innocent, you should've asked for some Pepto, dude.
And by the way, what the hell have you Nigerians got against Detroit??? Consider yourselves lucky, we could've sent you Kwame Kilpatrick. (Which means Texas should be declaring war on us any day now...)
Makes me long for the days when Nigerians just sent out requests for us to send $3,000 so that we could get our inheritance from our long-lost Nigerian relatives.
Ah, the good ol' days.
EDIT: It turns out that this most recent guy REALLY DID need Pepto, and that's all it was. Still, better safe than sorry (and I hope he's feeling better).
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